http://youtu.be/ObQaIoFW81s ANSWER SONG
YES I'M LONESOME TONIGHT - Dodie Stevens 1960
Yes I'm lonesome tonight
And I miss you tonight
I'm so sorry we drifted apart
And my memories strains
To those wonderful days
When you kissed me
And called me sweetheart
All the chairs in the parlor
Seem empty and bare
As I gaze at the doorstep
And picture you there
Now my heart's filled with pain
Take me back once again
Yes my dear
I'm so lonesome tonight
Yes my darling
I'm lonesome tonight
I realize now that world is a stage
And each of us must play a part
I know too that
Fate sometimes acts in strange ways
Yes, Act One is where we met
And I too loved you at first glance
But I guess I didn't really read my lines too well
Then came Act Two
Hey, I've never changed
There was a misunderstanding
I know now that I shouldn't have you listen to a so-called friend
The truth is, my love
That she wanted you for her own
You don't really have to doubt me
Nor must you go on without me
Yes, the stage is bare
But please wait there
Because I'm coming to you darling
And we'll be together
When they bring the curtain down.
Now my heart's filled with pain
Take me back once again
Yes my dear
I'm so lonesome tonight
http://youtu.be/lxbw7cJ0URU ANSWER SONG
YES' I'M LONESOME TONIGHT - Thelma Carpenter 1961
Yes, I'm lonesome tonight
Oh, so lonesome tonight
Why did you leave me this way
I can still feel your arms
And the thrill of your charms
When you kissed me
That bright summer day
Now the place is so empty
Since you've gone away
And I'm hoping and praying
You'll come home to stay
How my heart cries for you
Won't you come back
Please do
Don't you know that
I'm lonesome tonight
My darling
I'm so lonesome tonight
Friends tell me you've said
The world's a stage and
We each must play a part
True, but I wasn't playing
I gave you my heart
When you looked in my eyes
I fell in love with you
You were my Prince Charming
My dreams had all come true
Then suddenly, you said I changed
As if arranged
But I couldn't understand
And you did try your
Best to make believe
But your kisses
Were not the same
Yes, you told all our friends
That I had lied when you knew
his could never be true
For deep in your heart
You know who lied
But I don't really care
If only you would hear my plea
Forget, forgive, come back to me
How my heart cries for you
Won't you come back
Please do
HOMER & JETHRO ( Haynes & Burns )
were the stage names of American country music duo Henry D. Haynes (1920–1971) and Kenneth C. Burns (1920–1989), popular from the 1940s through the 1960s on radio and television for their satirical versions of popular songs. Known as the Thinking Man's Hillbillies, they received a Grammy in 1959 and are members of the Country Music Hall of Fame. - Wikipedia
ARE YOU LONESOME TONIGHT ? - Parody Version by Homer & Jethro 你 係 咪 成 晚 囉 囉 攣 呢?
Are you lonesome tonight?
今晚你又係咁寂寞?
If you are, serves you right
咁就真係好咯
I'm so happy you left me at last
好在卒之你都走咗咋
I can still hear you roar
之不過我仲一直聽到你把衰聲
Make the beds, mop the floor
你一路哎又一路執牀, 拖地
Do the laundry and then mow the grass
洗衫之後仲剪埋草添
You took me for a boat ride
叫我同你去划艇仔
I had to swim back
搞到我要游水返嚟
Darling I thought I'd never
死嘢, 我從來冇諗過
Get out of that sack
可以甩到身喎
Should you fly back again
睇死你會翻頭㗎啦
Park your broom and come in
不過唔好惹埋啲蘇州屎返嚟呀
Darling that's why you're lonesome tonight
衰鬼, 都話你不甘寂寞㗎啦
SPOKEN: Short Spear once said, all the world's a stage. It ain't much of a line, but if it's good enough for Elvis, it's good enough for us.
"嗦視脾罅" 有講過, 人生如舞台, 唔駛好似猫王咁多口水, 講多都無謂
Act one:
You took me home to meet your folks and I can still hear your father whispering, Son, that girl's cross-eyed, knock-kneed, strong-headed, bucktoothed and all you said was, oh pa, you don't have to whisper, she's deaf too.
頭一鑊:
你帶我返去見你個老竇老母, 佢哋彈尻我有鬥雞眼, 鸭乸蹄, 硬尻頸, 又哨牙,
你仲叫佢哋當我聾嘅添。
Act two:
Our engagement lasted ten years, 'cause I wouldn't marry you when you was drunk. Yeah, and I wouldn't marry you when I was sober.
跟住喱鑊:
好在你精我都唔呆, 住埋成十年都唔懇同你結婚咋
Act three:
The only romantic thing you ever said to me was, that I creeped into your heart, and I creeped into your brain, creeped into your mind. No, all I ever said was that you is the biggest creep I'd ever seen.
再嚟嗰鑊:
又差啲俾你氹咗呀, 你話我偷咗你個心, 搞到你神不守舍。
話你知吖, 其實你正式係戇乜嚟呀
Act four:
We finally settled down in our little honeymoon cottage and every Friday night our friends and neighbors come over to watch the fight. Yeah, we didn't ever have a TV set, but we had a fight every Friday. One night I blacked your eyes, broke your nose and knocked your teeth out and you got chicken and called the cops. You told 'em not to believe a word I said, 'cause I was punch drunk.
喱鑊仲杰:
最笨實就係孖你同居嘞, 嘈到每週一鑊, 搞到街知巷聞。
唔覺意撞瘀你雙眼啫, 碰甩咗你幾隻牙咋, 一吓無意批中你個鼻哥之嗎,
你大驚小怪又要 call 差佬, 仲叫佢哋唔好聽我喱個醉猫講嘅嘢添。
So, I'll miss you my pet
點話都好啦, 我仲係好很掛住你喎
Every chance that I get
無時無刻都係咁樣諗㗎
Darling that's why you're lonesome tonight
衰鬼竇, 你咪又係成晚囉囉攣咁呢
But I won't be for long...
之不過, 我咪係一樣唔知頂得幾耐添 ...
http://youtu.be/Ymy5_M-7zbk ARE YOU LONESOME TONIGHT? - 今晚你又好很悶咩 ?
Are you lonesome tonight?
你今晚好寂寞咩?
Does your tummy feel tight?
個肚又有胃氣漲？
Did you bring your Mylanta and Tums ?
咁你有冇胃藥呀？
Does your memory stray, to that bright sunny day...
仲記唔記得舊屎嗰啲日子呀...
When you had all your teeth and your gums?
嗰陣屎你口水多過茶, 又依牙鬆槓？
Is your hairline receding, are your eyes growing dim?
而家你啲頭髮又甩, 雙眼又朦？
Hysterectomy for her, and it's prostate for him.
佢為咗個姨媽嘅煩惱, 而你又担心疴尿滴濕鞋
Does your back give you pain.... do your knees predict rain?
個背脊又痛..... 個膝頭哥機乎準過天文台？
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?
衰鬼, 今晚你又好苦悶咩？
SPOKEN:
Now I wonder if you're lonesome tonight?
都知道你今晚又囉囉攣嘞？
Is your blood pressure up, your cholesterol down?
你嘅血壓有冇高咗, 膽固醇有冇低啲呀？
Are you eating your low-fat cuisine?
你又冇留意吓啲飲食咩？
All that oat bran and fruit, Metamucil to boot,
麥皮同蔬果啦, 高纖食物就最啱你嘞,
Keeps you like a well-oiled machine.
記住要搞好你副偈呀。
If it's football, or baseball...he sure knows the score.
擒晚嗰場係乜嘢波唧? ......幾多比幾呀?
Yes, he knows where it's at...but forgets what it's for.
睇嚟佢連邊隊對邊隊都唔記得嘞,
So, your gall bladder's gone, and his gout lingers on.
嗱, 好彩你啲胆石冇乜事, 但佢嘅風濕又發作。
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?
死嘢, 今晚又試悶死啦？
When you're hungry, he's not.
你話餓時, 佢又話冇胃口。
When you're cold, then he's hot.
你覺得凍時, 佢又話好㷫。
Then you start that old thermostat war.
佢又唔很騷你添,
When you turn out the light, he goes left, you go right.
仲話要熄燈瞓覺, 你個面向右時, 佢又向左喎,
Then you get his great symphonic snore.
咁嘅忍樣, 話咁快就扯晒鼻鼾添。
He was once so romantic, and witty and smart.
以前佢鬼咁烟韌, 精叻夾醒目,
How'd he turn out to be such a cranky old fart?
而家變咗成個老屎忽？
So don't take any bets, this is as good as it gets.
總之打定輸數冇彎轉, 已成定局冇偈傾,
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?
唔駛問, 今晚又係要食自己嘞?
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發表於 2013-12-19 01:13:09
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